Mary Hannah Emery
Her first photoshoot
She is only 1 week old and already she is developing her skills. She will be able to charm any human by age 2. By age 5, she'll be contemplating the effects of quantum physics in relation to the way VO5 restores the luster of her hair. Today we bring you exclusive photos of the little lamb as she oh-so-easily manages to casually sleep her way through a grueling photography session at the illustrious Wal-Mart.
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Here, Mary Hannah patiently poses. The picture took so long to get just right, she took a nap... but that is ok, she knew she'd look good even asleep. Her confidence in her own good looks allowed her natural beauty to shine through.
After what seemed like an eternity (hey, babies can't tell time), the photographer elected to use a new pose. Encouraging words were offered to help her strike an inspiring angle. "You go, girl", "Work it, baby!" "You are the picture, BE the picture!" "Show us some eyes, honey!" "Do the shrug! Be playful!" When she grew bored from the well-minded help, she finally settled on this shot, with the right arm angled playfully away from the body, in a gesture of nonchalance.
By the time they got to the third shot, Mary Hannah, baby goddess of the Amazon, was tiring of the whole shebang. The astute artist managed to get a shot of her exasperation with the whole mess. Mind you, she works hard at being the pivot point of the universe. Things like this can get tiresome quickly. Being the gracious baby she is, she managed to hang in there for a few more shots.
Because of the tiring nature of her job, she elected to take a quick nap. As she lay down, the masterful plan of the photographer appeared. The photographer commenced clicking and whirring away as the perfect shots materialized. Oblivious to it all, the little lamb quietly entered a zen-like state of peace as she slept, unawares.
By this time, she was about ready to go, so she began to bark out orders. Her minions complied as quickly as humanly possible. They flew around the room, gathering her accoutrements. While her lackeys were gathering her things, the sly photographer saw the opportunity for a shot that captured her commanding presence. He snapped off only one shot, but it was worth the risk. Can't you feel the power of her presence emanating from this portrait?
The photo shoot was over. The guardians of this precious little angel took her back to her celestial palace and she reclined, as was her wont, gazing out into the depths of the universe. We hope you have enjoyed this brief glimpse into the life of a galactic enigma. Don't try to understand her, just love her. Remember this little gem and all will be well in the universe: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Whatever you do, don't click this next picture or she will be very angry with you! I warn you..... don't do it!